Thursday, April 24, 2008

Dear Wallace Matthews:

Jose Reyes does not need to be Derek Jeter when he grows up. We love him for being Jose Reyes. Don't project your inferiority complex on us, we do not need our Mets to be imitation Yankees. I thought we already established that Jeter isn't even a good shortstop anyway. And Jose will never be anything like that bum Rey Ordonez. Also, he is not a child, he is a professional athlete and your tone is bordering on racist. Don't condescend him, you bitter old man.
Mets Fans, Tired of Your Act
PS: Jose's handshakes aren't "silly." You masquerading as a journalist is silly.

1 comment:

MP said...

Please tell him not to shut up, I'll have no material left if he does.