"No more handshakes. People kept saying we got teams fired up when we did those handshakes, so now I want to focus more on baseball. When people see me in the dugout, and they see me not smiling, they'll be saying, 'What's wrong with Jose?' Nothing, I'm just going to be more serious this year."
So, Carlos Beltran is firing people up and Jose is going to be the quiet, serious one not cracking a smile in the dugout?
I think we've stepped into the Bizarro Mets. Up is down. Down is up. They'll say "Hello" when they leave, "Goodbye" when they arrive.
Shouldn't it be "Bad-bye? Isn't that the opposite of goodbye?"
Can I come?
I... I'm sorry, we've already got a Shawn.